I'm a female teen. If you're reading this, chances are you're probably led here by a google search for something else totally, like how to shave your legs with minimal pain or something.

In which case, I'll have to disappoint you 'cos my mom said shaving your legs only make the hair thicker and I'm my mummy's kid. This blog is mainly a collection of most of what happens to me in my life, from my obviously bias and slanted perception, affected by my likes, dislikes and hormonal changes. Which is why you find that there's a lot about mundane stuff like haircut experiences, food and school.

Blogging undercover? Who am I kidding now? Nothing written on the internet can be truly safe from prying eyes unless you're writing in Morse, upside down, in which case you'll only use the dots and dashes on your keyboard and I'm afraid they might be desensitise really quickly.

And so I decided that I'm not going to post anything incriminating here. Expect to find fluffy clouds, green meadows, warm sunshine and 4 overgrown mutated antenna spotting... things.

If for any reason, you find that there's too many digits in your bank account or if you just need another name for your will (and wouldn't mind if you happen to be really rich), I'm always willing to lend a hand.

No stamps required.